Smile




Smile
tho’
your heart is aching,
Smile
Even though it’s breaking,
When there are clouds in the sky- You’ll get by,
If you
Smile through your fear and sorrow,
Smile and maybe tomorrow
You’ll see the sun come shining through- For you.
Light up your face with gladness,
Hide every trace of sadness,
Although a tear may be ever so near,
That’s the time you must keep on trying,
Smile- What’s the use of crying,
You’ll find that life is still worthwhile,
If you just smile.

Very touching lyrics. Especially from Chaplin . Very unlike his bubbly clumsy self. What lies beneath is something much more deep and defines the person's psyche. Kinda like Van Gogh's paintings. I hope God reserves a special place for these guys, I feel your struggles man. Hitler was extreme but his journey was extraordinary.

Today's is a day I salute to all the complex characters that have walked this earth. At least they left a profound mark in the world. I wonder what kinda mark I would leave before I go ..

REMPIT !!!!!!

Mother$%^&* rempit rammed my Persona and while attempting to escape, ended up pulling more than half of the front bumpers out. The coward RAN AWAY. I bet he doesn't have license and the fact that he overtook a double line and rammed me while I was in a yellow box zone would clearly make me the obvious winner in court.

I had to cross the middle of the road just to get back my front bumpers. My hatred towards the Rempits have gone up a few notches after this incident. Estimated cost for repairs : RM400-500 , change new bumpers + paint job + workmaship.

Mann, that money would get me all the volumes for Thy Kingdom Come or All Hail Megatron. Sigh.

P/s : If Martin Skrtel met an accident, the cars itself would apologize to him. IT would dent itself further as a punishment.

The Skrtel Joke

I think they made jokes over this guy coz' he looks so damn tough.



Courtesy of liverpoolway.com forums:

They make a Martin Skrtel toilet paper, but it wont take s.hit from anybody.

Martin Skrtel always has s.ex on the first date. Always.

Martin Skrtel has never blinked in his entire life. Never.

Skrtel never “gets laid”, rather: “laid gets Skrtel”.

Martin Skrtel can p.iss into gale force winds.

Martin Skrtel is the ONLY survivor from the Big Bang!

Martin Skrtel was the cause of the big bang.

When Martin Skrtel has s.ex with men, it is not because he is g.ay, but because he has ran out of women.

Martin Skrtel uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.

Martin Skrtel only m.asturbates to pictures of Martin Skrtel.

Martin Skrtel was the first man to take a dump on the moon

Martin Skrtel CAN get breakfast in McDonalds after 10.30!

Martin Skrtel can kill two stones with one bird.

If you can see Martin Skrtel, he can see you. If you can't see Martin Skrtel you may be only seconds away from death.

Martin Skrtel does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Martin Skrtel goes killing.

Martin Skrtel has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

Martin Skrtel ordered a Big Mac at KFC and gets it!

Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Martin Skrtel. Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die.

If Martin Skrtel is late, time better slow the f.uck down.

There is no such thing as a l.esbian, there are just girls who have never met Martin Skrtel.

God said "Let there be light", Martin Skrtel said "Say please".

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Martin Skrtel allows to live.

I heard Superman wears "Martin Skrtel" pajamas...

Martin Skrtel once bit a photographer... he is now known as Peter Parker aka Spiderman

Martin Skrtel lost his virginity before his dad.

If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Skrtel says its beef, then it's bloody-well beef.

A lighthouse was used in Martin Skrtel's candle light dinner!

Martin Skrtel has had s.ex with everyones mum.

Once Martin Skrtel tested a pair of boot, he said he can't even put Nike on those boot, that's how Umbro was born!

Martin Skrtel never think twice... he doesn't even need to think once!

Martin Skrtel was the first entry in the doomsday book

Martin Skrtel does not catch diseases, he spreads em

Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Martin Skrtel to die before they attack....which is NEVER

The Mohs Scale has had to be rescaled to accomodate the hardness of Skrtel..........

Martin Skrtel...Once won a Connect 4 game in 3 moves.

Skrtel can speak Braille

Scientists in Washington have recently conceded that, if there were a nuclear war, all that would remain are *****roaches and Martin Skrtel

the bermuda triangle used to be the bermuda square, until martin skrtel slide tackled one of the corners off.

martel skrtel slide tackled the periodic table - he only believes in the element of surprise.

martin skrtel died 10 years ago, but the grim reaper still doesn't have the courage to go and tell him.

If you have five dollars and Martin Skrtel has five dollars, Martin Skrtel has more money than you.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Martin Skrtel's computer. Martin Skrtel is always in control.

Apple pays Martin Skrtel 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

Martin Skrtel can sneeze with his eyes open.

Martin Skrtel can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

Martin Skrtel is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

Martin Skrtel doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Martin Skrtel.

Martin Skrtel does not sleep. He waits.

Martin Skrtel is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Martin Skrtel is the reason why Wally is hiding.

When Martin Skrtel does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Martin Skrtel is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Martin Skrtel’s hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Martin Skrtel doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Martin Skrtel can slam a revolving door.

P/s: Don't worry Martin, we still respect you in LFC. Keep doing a good colossal job for us . YNWA.

Bay-Hem !

Ok, I've seen it. Yeah I'm talking about Revenge of the Fallen. Didn't like it apart from the action sequences.

Potong steam list:- (spoiler alert)

1) The Humour
No, its not a name of a character or anything. Well you could imagine there is a far more elusive, more sinister evil than the Fallen. The difference is that unlike the Fallen; who f#$% things up for the Autobots, the Humour; on the other hand, f%^& the whole movie up. I'm talking about overbearing jokes which are stale and unnecessary to move the plot forward. Well I don't know about some people, if watching a pair of giant robot testicles are fun or a grown ass man stripping bare showing his buttocks is funny, then I have nothing to say.

2) The Twins
During the initial revelation about these two 'mistakes', I already had a bad feeling about it. Creating a new character which was not from the mythology is a huge thing. How dissappointed I was to see these two annoying robots materialize on screen. Bay said he did it for the kids. But with all due respect Mr. Bay, isn't all those giant robots enough to make any kid go crazy already? they don't need a mini segment of robots catered for them. You think this is McDonalds? Happy Meals? It didn't help with the wrong voice actors, depicting them, like a bunch of black teenager cum gangsta-wannabe. And these two kicked Devastators' ass? INSULT.

3) The Legendary Jetfire
How could they make a 180degree turn on this fan favourite's character and attitude? The Blackbird form got me excited. And it all went down the drain when he transformed into robot mode. Since when does Cybertron have OKU (Orang Kurang Upaya) ? they're robots!! With all their technological advancements, the best aid they can have for an 'old' robot is a walking stick? to add insult to injury, he farts too !! WOW Bay , WOW.

4) Cut and Paste Constructicons
Now this is just low man. I don't know if this was a budget issue or anything, but if you're gonna recycle the bad guys, don't use the same colour at least please. You can't have them combine and then in the next scene they're on the ground fighting the military. I mean come on Mr. Bay, you're better than this. I just cannot believe with all the time, money and film they spent on rehearsing those buttocks scene and the The Twins scene, they couldn't manage to do some decent editing on this part. Even as I put myself in a normal moviegoer's shoes, I feel that it insults my intelligence.

5) THE RAILGUN
Ok, where the hell did that come from? If a single shot is all it takes to kill Devastator, might as well ask all the Autobots to sit tight and just chill with some energon cocktail in their hands , watch the RAILGUN kill all the Decepticons!! OOOHH U.S Military is so damn cool ... WHY? WHY?

6) Soundwave
Everything else was cool about him and the writers did a good job on this one, making him a spy and intelligence person for the bad guys. But can't they at least pay homage to the fans and give him that 'voice' we've been waiting years to hear? At least synthesize it a bit. I could still tolerate the mouth if they gave that 'voice'.

I would have loved the movie more if the issues above were addressed. I will still buy the DVD for nostalgia sake. Probably would just forward the scene right up to the forrest showdown and the last scene. The middle portion of the scene would just make this grown up guy get angry again.

Holy crap, a RAIL GUN??? Seriously Bay?

I'm watching Giant F-ing Robots !!



23rd June 2145hrs, the revenge comes in full circle..one shall stand, one shall fall..

'Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing ..'

Singles Ad

Hi

My owners call me 'Fluffy' ; yes, I know what you're thinking.. a very feminine name for such an alpha male like me. I wonder why they decided to baptize me with the name. They say I look like a giant ball of cotton, so its fluffy looking. Such human perception never cease to amaze me. I was 1 when they took me in:-

You see, I'm 3 now and I have a tiny bit of a problem; I'm not seeing any females. I'm er.. kinda feeling lonely and haven't got 'lucky' yet if you know what I mean ;) . Nothing wrong with me though, they just don't want to get me a hot little bunny just because my bachelor pad is too small and upgrading it would cost a bomb :-

And not like there is not enough food or anything, I mean they change my diapers, feed me with good food twice a day and send me for regular checkups every 2 months. And the doctor said I'm healthy .. coz' I manage my weight well , yeah I do some workouts you know.. here and there. So there is perfectly nothing wrong with me. Why am I single ?? What's not to like about me?

I mean look at me below, this look never cease to appeal to the female humans :-

I do go out sometimes, my owners let me have some 'me' time in the living room:-

So here I am. Hoping this singles ad would let the other bunnies know what they're missing. Not exactly my 1st choice to look for a mate, but the humans seem to do it this way too... so I figured why not right.

So summary :

3yr old alpha male rabbit, seeking companionship with similar aged females. And the name's Fluffy. You can contact my owner, he's kinda like my agent on this thing. C ya !

Perspektif Kita

I missed dropping by this little lounge. I used to have plenty of things to write about. Plenty of things to post. I can't really say it's a writer's block, coz' I never really got it going anyways. New developments here and there. Oh, remember I keep making fun of my increments? Damn they really rewarded me this time. I'm getting a stable income now - way beyond my little, almost non-existent hope and expectation for a salary adjustment. Alhamdullillah.

Yet, somehow, the more you earn, the higher your standards of living and your purchasing powers are. You just don't go to Mamaks anymore for a simple meal. No more shopping for bargain sales at a dodgy shopping store. Hey, who wants to go holiday within Malaysia only? takder class la . Go abroad la . Go once? takder class . Go 5 times in a year la..

Luxury gets attracted to the more money you have. Temptations are hard to ignore. I received an e-mail which tells the story of Mr. Warren Buffet, arguably one of the richest human beings on earth who donated billions of his fortune to charity.

Yeah.. I know what you're thinking.. What the hell right? you'd wish you could meet him and just ask for a million bucks to start a new life. Well the e-mail mentioned how down-to-earth and humble this guy is. He doesn't live in a mansion like most rappers and celebrity sportsmen, just a simple house with his wife. No bodyguards , no drivers. His reason ? that house has everything he needs to live. Don't spend on unnecessary things. There are few more things about him that really made me have a tremendous respect for. Maybe if I'm 'inspired' enough to post , I will soon.

But come to think again right, would we be happier if we just maintained our medium-class lives while earning high-class pays? would it hurt so much not to spend on trivial things like a 'trip'? Will I scare people away from being friends with me if I just drive a Proton instead of a BMW or any car that is RM80K above? Does it mean I'm poor if I don't own a property yet or have a small property like a cheap condominium?

Will it kill me if I don't change my wardrobe every month? Will I die from starvation if I don't eat a RM50 above meal? Will I not stay awake from drinking a coffee from a Mamak instead of Starbucks? Has it really happened that people will laugh at you if you wear a Bata instead of Hush Puppies? Can I still bring people around and go from A to B with my old Kembara? Of course I can.

Can I still make a call to my loved ones using a RM200 mono colour phone or from an old skool Nokia 3310? yes. Will the reception be any different if I call from an IPhone? I beg to differ.

A lot of people forget the basic things. You want a house? whats the basic criteria? a car? what's its basic purpose?

Don't you think you will be able to save more or use the extra money for other better things while you maintain your life standards as it is? I feel that we should not be adjusting our life based on our salary, its how we adjust our salary to our current life. Is there like a subliminal message that tells you 'every weekend we must buy something' ? are we humans being subliminally brain washed?

I feel that I am reaching a point of my life that I have to shut myself out from external elements when deciding what is best for me. How on earth would people know what is best for my life when the person actually living it is me? What makes that person so eligible or qualified enough to advise me what I should be doing when his/her life is nothing to shout about as well?

Dear readers, there will be people who will try to decide for you on every single aspect. How do you break free? how can you stand up and say 'hey! this is my life. I decide !' .

What is needed in a relationship? 5 star hotels,food. Fast cars? monthly shopping? whatever happened to chivalry and simple things like saying 'I love you' ?

This has left me with more questions rather answers. Why are we not focussing on the basics?